Never Lose Customers to Slow Responses Again

AI answers, qualifies, and books in under 60 seconds—24/7. See every dollar tied to its source.

The meun System —Six Modules

Voice AI + SMS/Chat AI + Revenue Workflows + Command Center + Integrations + Human Safeguards. Unorthodox—but it works.

AI Call Receptionist

Answers in 2-3 rings, qualifies leads, books appointments, routes priority cases, and fails over to humans when needed—24/7

Conversational Booking (SMS/Chat)

Instant missed-call text-back in 10 seconds, 2-way SMS and web chat that completes intake and scheduling automatically

Revenue Workflows

No-show savers, after-hours rules, deposits/retainers, review/referral/membership upsells, nurture sequences—all automated

Command Center

Pipeline with auto-stage moves, attribution via call tracking + UTM, dashboards showing contact→book→show→win by source

Integrations & Data

Google LSA/PPC, website forms/chat, Facebook/IG leads, directories/marketplaces—unique numbers per source and webhooks to your tools

Human Safeguards

Confidence thresholds, escalation tags, on-call routing, audit logs, access controls—AI with human oversight when it matters

You're Paying for Leads That Vanish

Every slow response is money down the drain. Sound familiar?

Paying for ads and leads that go straight to voicemail

Losing 40-60% of paid leads because you're too slow to respond

Can't answer after-hours—so urgent inquiries go to competitors

No clue which lead source actually makes you money

Prospects hang up or click away before you can engage them

No-shows drain your schedule and waste your team's time

Spending hours on follow-up that should be automated

Slow responses are the villain. Speed beats price.

Let's try something meaningfully unusual that actually turns leads into revenue.

All Your Tools in One Place Finally.

Say goodbye to juggling 7+ subscriptions. Meun replaces your CRM, automations, calendar, forms, email/SMS tools, pipelines, AI integrations, and more under one roof.

Typical SaaS Stack

  • CRM

  • Automation builder

  • Email & SMS marketing

  • Forms & funnels

  • Calendar booking

  • AI chatbot/workflows

  • Lead pipeline tracking

  • Client onboarding

  • Reporting dashboard

CRM

HubSpot, Salesforce

CRM

HubSpot, Salesforce

CRM

HubSpot, Salesforce

CRM

HubSpot, Salesforce

$500–2000+/month

Plus integration headaches, data silos, and complexity

meun Platform

  • CRM

  • Automation builder

  • Email & SMS marketing

  • Forms & funnels

  • Calendar booking

  • AI chatbot/workflows

  • Lead pipeline tracking

  • Client onboarding

  • Reporting dashboard

$250/month

Everything integrated, no setup headaches

The Numbers Don't Lie

Speed and consistency beat price. AI + humans beats slow responses. Here's what you get.

<30s

First Touch

95%+ of inbound leads contacted in under 30 seconds

Aim:

+40-80%

More Bookings

From the same ad spend—just faster, more consistent follow-up

<30

Day Payback

Target payback window—or we work free until you do

Why Meun?

Meaningfully unusual. Unorthodox—but it works.

Unorthodox Scripts

We don't sound like robots. Human-grade voice AI that actually connects with callers.

Real-Time Attribution

Know exactly which lead source makes you money—Google LSA, PPC, Angi, Facebook, all tracked.

Unorthodox Scripts

We don't sound like robots. Human-grade voice AI that actually connects with callers.

Real-Time Attribution

Know exactly which lead source makes you money—Google LSA, PPC, Angi, Facebook, all tracked.

The 7-Day Install Plan

From discovery to live in one week. Fast, focused, and fully supported.

Day 1-2

Discovery

  • Service zips, emergency rules, diagnostic fee setup

  • Tracking numbers & UTM configuration per source

  • Calendar setup (service hours + on-call)

Day 3-4

Build & Script

  • Voice AI scripts customized for your business

  • SMS copy & conversational booking flows

  • Workflow build (no-show saver, after-hours, reviews)

  • IVR & call routing configured

Day 5

Test & Tune

  • Test calls (10 scenarios: emergency, price shopper, booking, etc.)

  • Confidence thresholds & human failover testing

  • Final script adjustments based on test results

Day 6-7

Launch & Monitor

  • Soft launch during business hours, iterate

  • After-hours mode activated on Day 7

  • Baseline report: speed-to-touch, contact rate, book rate

  • Weekly KPI snapshot begins

Installed, tested, and live in one week

Then we track: speed-to-first-touch, contact rate, book rate, show rate, and revenue (or bookings) per lead by source.

Solutions by Industry

Local services & SMBs across trades, healthcare, legal, real estate, and franchises. Unorthodox—but effective.

Trades & Home Services

HVAC, plumbing, electrical, garage doors—24/7 intake, emergency routing, and automated booking for every call.

Med-Spa & Healthcare

Lead to consult + deposit capture, appointment reminders, no-show savers, and patient intake automation.

Legal Intake

Qualification + appointment setting, conflict checks, case details capture, and seamless attorney handoff.

Real Estate & Franchises

Inquiry routing, showing scheduling, lender handoffs, and multi-location roll-up dashboards with call tracking.

Installed, tested, and live in one week

Then we track: speed-to-first-touch, contact rate, book rate, show rate, and revenue (or bookings) per lead by source.

Work with Arjun (Yes, The Actual Founder)

No support tickets. No chatbots. Just you, Arjun, and a WhatsApp line. You're not a customer—you're a co-conspirator building something meaningfully unusual.

A

Arjun

Founder

"I'm not interested in building cookie cutter AI Agents. I want to work with businesses who are ready to throw out the playbook and build automation that are meaningfully unusual. If you're willing to experiment, I'm all in with you."

— Arjun, Founder & Director

  • Weekly 1-on-1 progress & strategy calls

  • Priority email support with fastest response times

  • Direct WhatsApp access to founder & director

  • Live handover session with system walkthrough

Who We've Done Work With

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about Meun's AI & automation system.

Will this replace my receptionist or front desk staff?

If you would like it to it can but we aim to build the bridge between AI and humans. The agent will help your staff as we catch what humans miss (after-hours, ring-outs, overflow). Most businesses keep their staff and use Meun to fill the gaps. Think of it as your 24/7 backup that never sleeps, never misses a contact, and books appointments automatically.

How does usage-based pricing work?

The $297/mo platform fee covers hosting, monitoring, optimization, and reporting. Usage (call minutes, SMS/MMS, AI processing) is billed separately at pass-through rates. We share a live rate card before go-live and itemize usage on your invoice—no surprises.

Do you support Spanish or other languages?

Sí—we offer a bilingual voice pack as an optional add-on. The AI can switch languages mid-call or start in the caller's preferred language.

What about compliance and recording consent?

We follow TCPA quiet hours, handle opt-outs (STOP), include recording consent, maintain audit logs, and enforce least-privilege access. Everything is built with compliance in mind from day one.

What if the AI doesn't understand a caller?

We set confidence thresholds—if the AI is unsure or the caller is upset, it tags 'NEEDS HUMAN,' alerts your team, and sends a follow-up. Human oversight when it matters.

Can I integrate with my existing tools and lead sources?

Yes—we integrate with tracking numbers, Google LSA/PPC, website forms/chat, Facebook/IG leads, directories, marketplaces, and your calendars. We give each source a unique number and webhooks so you know exactly which channels drive revenue.

What's the 30-day payback guarantee?

If we don't lift your booked appointments by ≥30% from baseline within 45 days, we work free until you do (fair-use). We're confident in the system—and we put our money where our mouth is.

Stop Bleeding Leads. Start Booking Revenue

Voice AI + SMS/Chat AI + Workflows + Command Center. Installed in 7 days. Payback target: 30 days—or we work free until you do.

$997

Month 1

Full Setup Included

Then $297/mo platform fee (excluding usage)

Usage billed separately: telephony (calls, recording), messaging (SMS/MMS), AI processing. Live rate card shared before go-live.

30-day payback target guarantee

7-day install timeline

Want to see how it works first? Book a 7-minute demo—no pitch, just the system in action with live examples.

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